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For the parcels that weigh something.

A Pirate Ship alternative for heavy and oversized parcels


Four bids on every box, not two.

Heavy parcels are exactly where quoting FedEx alongside USPS and UPS pays off; GoatLabels rate-shops all four carriers per parcel so the heavyweight discount isn't invisible to you.

The heavyweight bidders, in the auction

USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL quoted on the same parcel — the spread widens with the weight.

UPSFedExDHLUSPS all quoted
Four quotes One all-in price each.
Quote = debit No day-after invoice.
Same via API Dashboard or endpoint.

Prepaid wallet, no subscription

Card, Apple Pay, Google Pay, ACH, or crypto — one balance, spent label by label.

VisaMastercardAmerican ExpressApple PayGoogle PayBitcoinEthereumTether (USDT)
Prepaid Spent label by label.
No minimum A quiet month costs nothing.
Voids credited Back to the balance.
Side by side

Where GoatLabels and Pirate Ship differ on heavy parcels.

Neither tool charges a subscription, so the whole comparison comes down to one question: how many carriers bid on your box, and does it matter at your weights. On light domestic parcels it often does not. On heavy ones it usually does.

  GoatLabels Pirate Ship
Bidders on a heavy parcel USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL quoted on every parcel — four bids, whatever the weight. USPS and UPS — see their site for current coverage.
Where the gap shows up Heavier and bulkier boxes are exactly where FedEx often undercuts, and where DHL matters internationally. Light domestic parcels — the bracket where two carriers are usually enough.
Dimensional weight Enter real dimensions once and all four carriers price the same box — the DIM math differs per carrier, which is the point of comparing. The same dimensions priced by two carriers' DIM rules instead of four.
Quoted vs billed One all-in number per carrier, and that exact amount leaves your wallet — a re-weigh lands as its own ledger entry, never a silent markup. Standard carrier adjustment flow.
Subscription None. Prepaid wallet, pay per label; optional flat Pro plan for volume. None either — the pricing model is not the difference on this page.
Automation Free REST API with unlimited calls, signed webhooks, idempotency keys. Built around the web app — check their site for what exists today.

Pirate Ship is a trademark of its owner and is not affiliated with GoatLabels. Their carrier list and rates change — run a real quote on both before you decide, because your parcel is the only benchmark that counts.

Three reasons heavy shippers move off Pirate Ship.

Heavy is where carrier rankings flip

On a one-pound domestic parcel, most tools land within pennies of each other. Add weight and the spread opens: rate tables diverge, surcharges kick in at different thresholds, and the carrier that wins at two pounds is often not the one that wins at twenty. A two-carrier quote hides that flip from you.

The missing bidders are the heavyweight ones

FedEx's ground network is priced to compete hardest on exactly the parcels that hurt most — heavy, bulky, zone-crossing boxes. DHL plays the same role internationally. Those are the two carriers a Pirate Ship quote never includes, which means the discount that matters most is the one you never see.

Dimensional weight punishes a single habit

Carriers bill bulky-but-light boxes on dimensional weight, and each carrier draws that line differently. The only defense is quoting the same box against several DIM rulebooks at once and taking the kindest one — which is a per-parcel comparison, not a standing default.

And when Pirate Ship is the right choice

  • Your parcels are light, small, and domestic — under the weights where FedEx and DHL start changing the answer, USPS and UPS genuinely cover it.
  • You ship a handful of orders a week and value Pirate Ship's simplicity over rate coverage.
  • Your heavy freight already moves on a negotiated carrier account with rates a retail rate-shop will not beat.
Heavy parcels, start to finish

Weigh it once, measure it once. Let four carriers fight over it.

A heavy parcel's price is decided by details — real weight, real dimensions, the zone it crosses, which surcharges each carrier applies at that size. Enter them once and GoatLabels quotes USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL on the identical box, each as one all-in number that is exactly what leaves your prepaid wallet. Orders arrive however they arrive: synced from Shopify, Etsy, WooCommerce, or TikTok Shop, pasted from a DM, or spoken at the packing table — Billy drafts the label either way. Fund the wallet with card, Apple Pay, Google Pay, ACH, or crypto, and let a re-weigh land as its own ledger entry instead of a mystery on a card statement.

1
The box, as it really is
Real weight, real dimensions
maya_boutique

Hey! Can you ship the 18lb ceramic set to Maya R. Austin, TX 78701?

Shopify
Synced into To Ship
TikTok Shop
Synced into To Ship
DM screenshot
Order
#1847
Customer
Jordan Lee
Items
1x Ceramic set (18 lb)
Address
Brooklyn, NY
Drop the screenshot or paste the DM

Connectors, REST API, DMs, and screenshots — one queue, and the weight only gets typed once.

2 Billy AI

Drafted with the numbers that decide the price.

Billy AI
  • Reads the order from a DM, screenshot, or voice note
  • Fills the address and captures weight and dimensions
  • Rate-shops USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL on the identical box
  • Hands the drafted label back for you to confirm
Drafted. Checked. Yours to confirm.
3
The cheapest bid wins
Bought from the wallet
Paid from your prepaid balance
Card, Apple Pay, Google Pay, ACH, or crypto
$24.90
USPS
Label purchased
Cheapest all-in rate that hits the date
$24.90

No monthly minimum to print. A carrier re-weigh posts as its own ledger entry — visible, never silent.

Heavy orders from every channel.

Connectors for the storefronts, AI for everything else.

Shopify, Etsy, WooCommerce, and TikTok Shop sync into To Ship and get tracking pushed back when you print — and every synced order gets the full four-carrier quote, not a platform default. The bulky one-off sold through a DM goes through the same queue: paste the message and Billy builds the label.

Via AI tiles: an order that never became a record still becomes a label.

13 connected today 2 via AI 8 coming soon
Connected today 13 storefronts sync to To Ship
Shopify logo Shopify
Etsy logo Etsy
WooCommerce logo WooCommerce
TikTok Shop logo TikTok Shop
Amazon logo Amazon
eBay logo eBay
Squarespace logo Squarespace
Wix logo Wix
Walmart logo Walmart
Square logo Square
BigCommerce logo BigCommerce
Magento logo Magento
Temu logo Temu
Via AI

DM and screenshot parsing — the AI builds the label.

Coming soon
Shopify Plus logo Shopify Plus Soon
Zapier logo Zapier Soon
NetSuite logo NetSuite Soon
Ecwid logo Ecwid Soon
Shein logo Shein Soon
ChannelAdvisor logo ChannelAdvisor Soon
SkuVault logo SkuVault Soon
Zoho Inventory logo Zoho Inventory Soon
What actually moves the number on a heavy label.

Everything that shrinks a heavy label's price.
Nothing that pads it.

No seat fees, no monthly minimum, no add-on modules. On heavy parcels the price is won or lost in the quote itself — the number of bidders, the DIM math, and whether the quoted number survives to the ledger.

One prepaid wallet,
five ways to fund it

Card, Apple Pay, Google Pay, ACH bank transfer, and crypto all top up the same balance, and every method buys identical rates, carriers, and features. Void a shipment and the credit lands back in the wallet.

Wallet balance
$1,247.36 USD
AI

AI drafting that keeps
the dimensions honest

Billy drafts the label from a pasted order, a screenshot, or your voice, and captures the weight and dimensions that decide a heavy parcel's price — because on a twenty-pound box, a guessed dimension is a billing adjustment waiting to happen.

Billy LIVE
Where's the package to Maya?
It's in transit via UPS. Expected Friday, Aug 7.
UPS
1Z8923A6B05G4123456
In transit
Austin, TX → Dallas, TX
Ask Billy anything...

No monthly minimum
to print

Fund the wallet, pay per label at any weight, and ship nothing in a quiet month without paying for it. Pro is an optional flat plan for when volume makes cheaper label pricing worth it — not a gate on printing at all.

Shipment summary
UPS Ground $12.49
Insurance $0.75
Fuel surcharge $0.32
Total $13.56

USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL
on the identical box

The heavyweight brackets are where these four disagree the most — rate tables step differently, surcharges trigger at different sizes, and each carrier runs its own dimensional-weight math on the same dimensions. Quoting all four per parcel is how the disagreement becomes your discount instead of your blind spot. That is the honest list: if you need a freight carrier beyond it, this is not your tool.

Compare rates
UPS UPS $12.48
FedEx FedEx $13.22
DHL DHL $14.10
USPS USPS $11.79
Duties & taxes paid

The API for the
pallet-adjacent workflow

REST and JSON, one Bearer header, idempotency keys so a retry cannot double-buy a label, and signed webhooks for tracking and label events. Unlimited calls on every plan — quote the whole batch programmatically and buy the winners.

POST /v1/shipments
{
"to" : { "name" : "Maya" },
"from" : { "name" : "Alex" },
"service" : "ups_ground" ,
"label_format" : "pdf"
}
Webhook delivered
GoatLabels mobile shipments queue with all-in carrier prices
Billy drafting a label from a pasted DM on mobile

Label ready

CL-1038 · Brooklyn, NY

Rate-shop from next to the scale

The heavy-parcel quote, on the phone at the bench.

Heavy boxes get packed at a bench with a scale on it, not at a desk. The queue, the four-carrier quote, and the buy button fit on the phone already sitting next to the tape gun — read the scale, type the number once, and buy the cheapest service that takes the box.

Paste the DM, snap the thread, or drop the screenshot — Billy pulls the name, the address, and the parcel out of it.
Enter the scale's number and the real dimensions once — all four carriers price the same box.
USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL come back as four all-in prices on one screen.
Buy from the prepaid balance and one-tap print to a share sheet or a thermal printer over Wi-Fi.
Hands under a heavy box? Hold the mic and say the address — Billy drafts it and reads the rate back.
Both hands on the box

Talk to Billy while you hold the parcel.

A heavy box is the one order you least want to put down to type. Hold the mic, say who it is going to and what it weighs, and Billy rate-shops USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL, reads the all-in prices back, and queues the label against your prepaid balance — then answers for it afterwards. This is the real product, not a render.

goatlabels.io/dashboard/shipments — Billy
Billy reading back a parcel's tracking history over the purchased labels list

Listening

"Where's Maya's package?"

Out for delivery

CL-1039 · Austin, TX · by 6 PM

Plain English in — names, addresses, weights, carriers, services · nothing to import and nothing to map · reads the all-in rate back before a cent leaves the wallet · phone, browser, or Telegram.

All-in quotes

The quote is the debit.

Every carrier on the same parcel, each an all-in number that is the exact amount leaving your prepaid balance. On heavy boxes this matters twice: no surcharge appears at checkout, and if a carrier re-weighs the parcel the adjustment posts as its own ledger entry instead of silently inflating the next bill.

US → DE 2.6 lbs 12×8×4 in
USPS

USPS

Priority Mail Intl

10–15 days

$18.30

$10.00 of taxes & duties included

all-in · no surprises

Best balance
FedEx

FedEx

Intl Connect Plus

3–5 days

$22.80

$11.00 of taxes & duties included

all-in · no surprises

DHL

DHL

Express Worldwide

1–2 days

$26.20

$12.20 of taxes & duties included

all-in · no surprises

No carrier invoice the day after Void → credit back to the wallet you funded Multi-currency display
Public API v1

Quote the whole batch in code.

Heavy shippers tend to ship in batches, and batches are what APIs are for. REST, JSON, one Bearer header: create the shipments, rate-shop all four carriers on each, buy the winners. Real idempotency keys so a retried request cannot double-buy, signed webhooks for tracking and label events instead of polling — and unlimited calls on every plan.

Create, rate-shop, and buy — the whole loop in three calls per parcel
Signed webhooks for tracking and label events instead of polling
Real idempotency keys — a retried request never buys two labels
OpenAPI 3.1 spec, no SDK lock-in, unlimited calls on every plan
Read the API docs Get an API key $0 on every plan
curl https://api.goatlabels.io/api/v1/shipments
POST /api/v1/shipments
Authorization: Bearer sk_live_…
Idempotency-Key: ord_8421

{
  "to": { "name": "Joyce", "city": "Berlin", "country": "DE" },
  "parcel": { "weight": 1.2, "weight_unit": "kg" },
  "service": "fedex_intl_priority"
}
Priced like the tool you're leaving

No plan to clear first.

Heavy parcels do not need a heavier plan. Free covers 50 shipments a month at any weight, with the public API, the store connectors, and Billy all unlimited underneath it — we make a little on each label instead. Pro is a flat monthly fee for unlimited shipments and cheaper label pricing, and on heavy labels the per-label saving compounds fastest. Neither one is a minimum you have to hit before a label prints.

Pro

Most popular
$40 / month
Unlimited shipments — no monthly cap
Cheaper label pricing that scales down as your volume grows
Billy AI on Telegram — draft a label without opening the dashboard
API access still free and unlimited

Volume pricing

illustrative
less volume more volume

more volume → lower per-label rates

Free

$0 / forever

Enough to ship the heavy stuff without a subscription under it.

50 shipments a month, no monthly minimum to print
USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL rate-shopped on every parcel, any weight
All-in quotes — a re-weigh posts as its own ledger entry, never a silent markup
Billy AI in the web app, unlimited — paste, screenshot, or speak
The full REST API with unlimited calls and signed webhooks

Billy is not a paid tier

The assistant that reads a DM, a screenshot, or a voice note into a drafted label runs unlimited in the web app on Free. Pro adds Billy on Telegram.

Web — every plan Telegram — Pro

API free on every plan

GET /api/v1/shipments

200 OK · plan: free

Unlimited calls on Free — still unlimited on Pro.

Bring the invoice you pay today

On Pro we will work with you to beat the label rates you are already getting from

ShippoPirateShipShipStation
No contracts No monthly minimum to print Start in seconds
USPS UPS FedEx DHL

Label prices are quoted live from USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL and shown as one all-in number — the same number that leaves your wallet. Pirate Ship's rates are theirs to state, so benchmark with your own parcel, not a figure on ours. Full pricing details

Who the heavy-parcel math really matters to

The heavier the box, the bigger the spread.

Same wallet, same four-carrier quote, whether the parcel weighs one pound or forty. These are the sellers for whom the missing bidders cost the most — and the light-parcel sellers for whom they do not are named on this page too.

Sellers of heavy goods

Ceramics, candles, gear & equipment

Per-label spread

When each label runs tens of dollars, the gap between the best and worst carrier on the same box is real money per order. Rate-shop all four instead of hoping the default is right.

4 carriers per quote no monthly minimum bulk print
goatlabels.io/dashboard/shipments
GoatLabels shipments queue with purchased labels

Makers of bulky-but-light things

Etsy & independent creators

Hats, framed prints, pillows — parcels that get billed on dimensional weight, where each carrier's DIM math treats the same box differently. Four quotes turn that quirk into a choice.

Same box, four DIM rulings

Order #1024 · buy the kindest one

One-off heavy sales from DMs

The orders with no connector

how much to ship the amp to Austin?
Cheapest all-in quoted · CL-1024

Batch shippers with a script

REST and the UI, one balance

1

wallet behind the API and the dashboard

Real sellers, real words

Sellers who weighed the alternatives.

A video took off and I had 80 TikTok Shop orders by morning. I printed every label from my phone on the bus to the post office.
E

Early customer · TikTok

TikTok Shop seller

TikTok Shop
I run my Etsy shop from the kitchen. The AI reads the order, picks the carrier, the label prints. That's the whole workflow now.
E

Early customer · Etsy

Etsy maker

Etsy
The API is what every shipping API pretends to be. Idempotency that actually works.
S

Sasha R.

Staff engineer, marketplace

API user

Heavy packages beyond Pirate Ship FAQ

Why do heavy packages cost so much more to ship?
Carrier pricing is not linear in weight: rate tables step up faster in the heavy brackets, surcharges for weight and size kick in at thresholds, and bulky boxes get billed on dimensional weight rather than actual weight. That is also why the spread between carriers widens as parcels get heavier — and why comparing four carriers matters more on a twenty-pound box than a two-pound one.
Is GoatLabels cheaper than Pirate Ship for heavy packages?
Sometimes, and the honest answer is that it depends on the parcel. What GoatLabels changes is the number of bidders: every shipment is quoted against USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL at once, and on heavy or oversized boxes FedEx frequently comes in under the two carriers Pirate Ship quotes. The only way to know for your box is to run one real quote and compare.
What is dimensional weight and why does it matter here?
Dimensional (DIM) weight bills a parcel on its volume when that exceeds its actual weight — a big light box ships as if it were heavy. Each carrier applies its own divisor and thresholds, so the same box can be a DIM parcel to one carrier and a normal one to another. Quoting all four carriers per parcel is the practical defense.
Which carriers does GoatLabels quote?
USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL, as live all-in rates side by side. Each quote is one number, and that exact amount leaves your wallet balance — no fuel line or residential surcharge added afterwards. If a carrier re-weighs a parcel, the adjustment lands as its own ledger entry so you can see exactly what changed.
Do heavy or oversized parcels need a special plan?
No. There is no subscription and no monthly minimum to print: you fund a prepaid wallet with card, Apple Pay, Google Pay, ACH, or crypto and pay per label at any weight. Pro is an optional flat plan that unlocks cheaper label pricing when volume justifies it.
What are the weight and size limits?
Limits vary by carrier and service, which is another argument for quoting all four — a parcel over one carrier's ceiling is often comfortably inside another's. Enter the real weight and dimensions and GoatLabels only shows services that can actually take the box.
Can I test this without leaving Pirate Ship?
Yes — take your heaviest recent shipment, enter the same weight and dimensions in GoatLabels, and put the four-carrier quote next to what you paid. Neither tool has a subscription, so running both while you compare costs nothing.

Comparing the two tools in full? Read GoatLabels vs Pirate Ship, check the carrier size and weight limits, or read how billing adjustments work when a carrier re-weighs a box.

Benchmark it with your heaviest box.

Two carriers is half a quote.
Get all four bids on the box.

Fund a wallet with card, Apple Pay, Google Pay, ACH, or crypto, enter your heaviest recent parcel's real weight and dimensions, and put the all-in USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL prices next to what you paid.

Sign up in seconds. No card required. No monthly minimum.